zeus

zeus
1. (Zeus) (190↑, 26↓)
Zeus (Jupiter/Jove), supreme ruler of the universe, originally god of thunder and the thunderbolt.

Zeus’ name contains the root for ‘sky’ or ‘day’ in a number of languages (Latin dies) and the word ‘God’ (Latin dues).

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2. (Zeus) (157↑, 69↓)
In Greek Mythology, Zeus was the god of gods. Well-known for controlling thunder & lightning, wearing a white robe and boasting a thick grey beard, kinda like my image of God.

"Zeus is not God, you pagan." -me

3. (zeus) (80↑, 27↓)
King of the Greek Gods, NOT God of the Gods. The other Greek Gods did not worship Zeus.

I am Zeus, King of the Greek Gods.

4. (zeus) (70↑, 33↓)
The divine name of the leader of the ancient '''Greek''' pantheon; '''Not''' preserved by Roman Catholicism in the "Latin-derived bastardizations" of the Hebrew name Yeshua, and not adopted at all by Christianity. The Hispanic pronunciation of Jesus is "hay-soos", because that is exactly how it looks to someone who speaks spanish. Jesus in English is pronounced phonetically as well, which is why we say "jee-zuss", and any idiot who thinks the French ''je'' is pronounced "jee" needs to go back to high school.

In Greece they spell Zeus, ''Dias''

5. (zeus) (63↑, 28↓)
The most bad ass of all gods. Represents all that is powerful, lightning, crushing people, victory, and swag. Zeus is patron god of seniors and almighty protector of Lance Armstrong.

Zeus kills with an all powerful fury.

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6. (zeus) (50↑, 21↓)
the greatest of all of the Greek gods

Zeus was the god of the sky, and therefore ruled everything below him. So, he ruled everything. Except the Sun, the Moon, Tartaros (Hell) and the Sea.

7. (zeus) (33↑, 19↓)
Slang for a ZSU 23-4. A Russian anti-aircraft weapons platform.

Watch out for a Zeus, they'll turn our planes into scrap metal.

Author: Darrell A. Pierce http://zeus.urbanup.com/441187
8. (Zeus) (22↑, 10↓)
After having sexual intercourse with a woman in a bath tub full of water, hurry up and grab a toaster, plug it in and throw it into the tub whilst yelling "ZEUS BEOTCH\!"

An example of a conversation after preforming a Zeus the previous night: Person 1: How'd that shit with Kira go last night? You get any? Person 2: Fuckin' right doggie\! I Zuesed that slut\! Person 1: You might want to think about hiding out for a little while bro.

9. (Zeus) (14↑, 7↓)
Cronus sired several children by Rhea: Hestia, Demeter, Hera, Hades, and Poseidon, but swallowed them all as soon as they were born, since he had learned from Gaia and Uranus that he was destined to be overcome by his own son as he had overthrown his own father— an oracle that Zeus was to hear and avert. But when Zeus was about to be born, Rhea sought Gaia to devise a plan to save him, so that Cronus would get his retribution for his acts against Uranus and his own children. Rhea gave birth to Zeus in Crete, handing Cronus a rock wrapped in swaddling clothes, which he promptly swallowed. Rhea hid Zeus in a cave on Mount Ida in Crete. According to varying versions of the story: He was then raised by Gaia. He was raised by a goat named Amalthea, while a company of Kouretes— soldiers, or smaller gods— danced, shouted and clashed their spears against their shields so that Cronus would not hear the baby's cry. He was raised by a nymph named Adamanthea. Since Cronus ruled over the Earth, the heavens and the sea, she hid him by dangling him on a rope from a tree so he was suspended between earth, sea and sky and thus, invisible to his father. He was raised by a nymph named Cynosura. In gratitude, Zeus placed her among the stars. He was raised by Melissa, who nursed him with goat's-milk and honey. He was raised by a shepherd family under the promise that their sheep would be saved from wolves. Laurel-wreathed head of Zeus on a gold stater, Lampsacus, c 360-340 BC (Cabinet des Médailles) Zeus becomes king of the gods After reaching manhood, Zeus forced Cronus to disgorge first the stone (which was set down at Pytho under the glens of Parnassus to be a sign to mortal men, the Omphalos) then his siblings in reverse order of swallowing. In some versions, Metis gave Cronus an emetic to force him to disgorge the babies, or Zeus cut Cronus' stomach open. Then Zeus released the brothers of Cronus, the Gigantes, the Hecatonchires and the Cyclopes, from their dungeon in Tartarus, killing their guard, Campe. As a token of their appreciation, the Cyclopes gave him thunder and the thunderbolt, or lightning, which had previously been hidden by Gaia. Together, Zeus and his brothers and sisters, along with the Gigantes, Hecatonchires and Cyclopes overthrew Cronus and the other Titans, in the combat called the Titanomachy. The defeated Titans were then cast into a shadowy underworld region known as Tartarus. Atlas, one of the titans that fought against Zeus, was punished by having to hold up the sky. After the battle with the Titans, Zeus shared the world with his elder brothers, Poseidon and Hades, by drawing lots: Zeus got the sky and air, Poseidon the waters, and Hades the world of the dead (the underworld). The ancient Earth, Gaia, could not be claimed; she was left to all three, each according to their capabilities, which explains why Poseidon was the "earth-shaker" (the god of earthquakes) and Hades claimed the humans that died. Gaia resented the way Zeus had treated the Titans, because they were her children. Soon after taking the throne as king of the gods, Zeus had to fight some of Gaia's other children, the monsters Typhon and Echidna. He vanquished Typhon and trapped him under a mountain, but left Echidna and her children alive. Zeus was brother and consort of Hera. By Hera, Zeus sired Ares, Hebe and Hephaestus, though some accounts say that Hera produced these offspring alone. Some also include Eileithyia and Eris as their daughters. The conquests of Zeus among nymphs and the mythic mortal progenitors of Hellenic dynasties are famous. Olympian mythography even credits him with unions with Leto, Demeter, Dione and Maia. Among mortals were Semele, Io, Europa and Leda. Many myths render Hera as jealous of his amorous conquests and a consistent enemy of Zeus' mistresses and their children by him. For a time, a nymph named Echo had the job of distracting Hera from his affairs by incessantly talking: when Hera discovered the deception, she cursed Echo to repeat the words of others. Hera is also represented as having despised Ganymede, a Trojan boy whom he brought into Olympus to be cup-bearer to the gods as well as his lover.

I think "Zeus" is "Zεúç"\! Zeus is a Greek god, and a great god\! *cheers* Hurray for Zeus\!\!\!

10. (Zeus) (8↑, 3↓)
Adjective. [Zeus] (noun) is formally know as the "king" of all Greek deities and ruler of Mount Olympus. As an adjective it is used to describe something that is amazing, awesome, indescribable, and so on. It is most often used in place of the word "epic" because that is just getting annoying.

-Yo dude, that party last night was so zeus. -STAR TREK WAS SO ZEUS\!

11. (Zeus) (9↑, 6↓)
A person who tries to rule everything. Thinks they are in charge at all times. Think they are as good as a greek god. Loves attention, and has a very big ego.

John: Dude Jeremy is bein a frickin Zeus Kevin: Yea hes gonna start pissin people off.

12. (Zeus) (14↑, 12↓)
1. The thunder down under 2. Another name for your penis

ex. Zeus got a little excited when Gina walked on by.

13. (zeus) (16↑, 15↓)
Verb. To smite from above with a thunderbolt. Also used generally to mean kill or destroy, especially from a high elevation.

1. Colonel Tibbets and the crew of the Enola Gay zeused Hiroshima. 2. The sniper zeused the officer from 700 meters up the ridge.

14. (zeus) (22↑, 21↓)
1.) A male of any species that engages in sexual intercourse with otherwise inanimate objects and animals. 2.) A guy that will fuck anything.

Joe is such a zeus, just look at him go at with that dead possum\!

15. (Zeus) (0↑, 0↓)
The god of the skies. In ancient times he ruled with an iron fist, and always argued with posiedon and hades. Today he still does pretty much the same thing except for the "iron fist" Part he likes to read the newspaper in the lobby of the empire state building. He wears a suit and has stubble instead of his big beard like in ancient times. He owns a black BMW sedan 2012 and lives in upper new york in a large mansion.

Zeus is a greek god.

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16. (zeus) (6↑, 6↓)
a great name for a [bong], and also a greek god who ruled it all.

person 1: dude come take a hit from zeus person 2: nahh man im already high enough ------------ person 1: what is our homework tonight? person 2: we have to research zeus and pandora's box. this sucks..

17. (Zeus) (11↑, 11↓)
describing something awesome or perfect

That game was friggin ZEUS\!

18. (Zeus) (0↑, 1↓)
When you bang a girl so hard you get a shock from the friction, and an explosion occurs inside her. This is how the majority of women end up in wheelchairs.

You should of seen it. I Zeus the shit out of that girl last night. Then had to take her to the hospital.. she didn't make it.

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19. (zeus) (0↑, 2↓)
The all around perfect butt for a female

woah dude look at that zeus... wow man mad zeus alert.

20. (zeus) (21↑, 23↓)
Father of Apollo on Mount Olympus, don't fuck with me i'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass, ZEUS\! GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT\!? Die Hard With a Vengeance (aka 3)

I'm gonna go all out zeus on you bitch\! and Judas Priest rocks\! FUCK ALL UR PUSSY RAP SHIT\!

21. (Zeus) (1↑, 4↓)
Johnny Kannis, the Greek-Australian singer of the legendary Sydney punk rock band, the Hitmen. He is the Greek God of garage-punk

Zeus and Klondike were really rockin' at that Hitmen show last night.

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22. (Zeus) (3↑, 6↓)
Zeus, lord of all greek gods; and all time chubbo. Zeus lay around eating cheeseburger and lightning fries. Zeus is also the gay pc hacker that has red spots on his ass and plants viruses in pc's while blowing his ass off with a monster case of diarhorea. Zues, is also the all time champion of thing thing.

Zeus: Hey hades\! Hades: WHAT?\! Zeus: Wanna play thing thing? I bet i can beat you. Hades: Hmmmm, yeh sure. Zeus: Actually, on second thoughts no. MY ASS IS ON FIRE\!\!\!\!

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23. (zeus) (6↑, 9↓)
To have sex while your pubic hair is shaved in a lightning-bolt pattern, especially in a way that causes uncontrollable spasms upon thrusting.

My [vag] is sore; you shouldn't have zeused me so hard\!

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24. (Zeus) (9↑, 12↓)
Brand name of a type of butane canister, used to refill butane lighters...It has around eight different-colored nozzle tips included in the cap fer use in virtually all butane lighters...Found a niche in the teen gas huffing scene...The brown tip was the fi-ya\!

Don't bogart that Zeus, my friend...Pass it over to me...

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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